Humor for the outliers. Unapologetic Apparel
Let's get one thing straight right out of the gate: We don't sell clothes for "Everybody." Wear our apparel and be "Somebody."
If you want beige, mass-produced corporate cheerfulness that blends into the background of a boring life, go walk into a big-box store and buy a sweater that smells like compromise. You won't find it here.
This is the Literature with a high heart rate section! If your standards are toxic, your boyfriends are imaginary, and your humor dark; show your library card and enjoy the ward!
Reporting for duty! Sit down, put in your head phones, and relax among friends, brothers, battle buddies, and the occasional Crayon eating Marine. This is the Military ward, and our humor is far from 'standard issue'
If you're looking for apparel that speaks your mind, while you keep your mouth shut; WELCOME HOME! This is OSHA Un-approved gear. Slogans, remarks, and a mentality that only a true Roughneck can appreciate. All in bright yellow, green, orange, red and the occasional blue! Everything is a hammer if you use it wrong enough!
(The Blue Collar Baddies)
This line is specifically for the women who go toe to toe with the Roughnecks, and have the foul mouth and dirty humor to prove it! If the shit that comes out of your mouth can make an Iron Worker blush; then this is the place for you!
Welcome to the padded room ladies! This line is for you! If anyone's ever accused you of having Resting Bitch Face (R.B.F.); WELCOME IN! Strait jackets are to the left; juice boxes are to the right; and the apparel that tells the men around you exactly what you think; is directly ahead!
(General Sarcasm)
This is the Off-Brand Humor Asylum Day Room. General audience, age appropriate soft sarcasm, as well as just OBH branded street wear. Show your intake slip, grab your coloring books, and relax while you look around!
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