Shipping policy

Last updated: August 2026

SHIPPING POLICY (A.K.A. The Wait)

We don't have a warehouse full of pre-made junk. Every item is printed, stitched, or pressed the second you order it. If you wanted instant gratification, you should've gone to a big-box store and bought a beige shirt.

THE PRODUCTION BUFFER Standard fulfillment takes 2-5 business days. This is the time it takes for our robots (and the occasional human) to actually create your gear.

THE SHIPPING JOURNEY

• USA: Expect your gear 5-10 business days after it is shipped.
• International: 10–20 business days. Wear a different shirt while you wait.

TRACKING & EXPECTATIONS You'll get a tracking number via email as soon as we ship. Delivery dates are estimates, not promises. If your gear is 2 days late, stay calm. If it's 7 business days past the estimate, then we can talk: TheWarden@Off-Brand-Humor.com

ACTS OF GOD (AND OTHER HEADACHES) Once your order leaves our hands, it's at the mercy of the world. Off Brand Humor is not responsible for delays caused by weather, natural disasters, customs inspections, or ex-interception.